glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF
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neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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That moment when you realize you don’t know someone well enough to use phrases like cool beans while texting them…

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My phone just autocorrected ‘that’ to ‘Taft.’ More evidence of Apple’s pro William Howard Taft agenda.

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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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tearingdowndoors:

Trying to drop subtle hints that you’re queer around new people, but usually just ends up likeimage

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ideas for oitnb season 3

la-belle-damn-sans-merci:

  • in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
  • she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
  • she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
  • larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation
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I just spent twenty minutes talking in depth about ASOIAF theories with a couple of guys from my program. I think in going to get along with them pretty well.

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