hediied replied to your post “I may have agreed to go to a fancy club next weekend with some…”
act really cool I hear that acting vaguely disinterested makes you look cool.
I think this may be why they think I’m cool to begin with? I don’t talk a lot when I am first getting to know people (I wait until people are more invested before I reveal the sheer depths of my dorkyness) so I come off cooler than I am. Apparently I have come off like someone who enjoys fancy clubs.
I may have agreed to go to a fancy club next weekend with some friends. This is a problem. I don’t have fancy club clothes or a fancy club personality. These people seem to be under the impression that I’m cooler than I actually am.
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
professor: it should be polyerosy
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery